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Cops, Hooters, fast driving and a prison break

2007-11-17T10:43:00.000-08:00

New Jersey Swat Team disbanded for Hooters

The Hoboken Police Department's SWAT team has been disbanded, just days after officials learned of racy photos showing the unit's commander and other officers cavorting with waitresses from a Hooters restaurant in Alabama. (more)

Can you drive across the US in 31 hours?

This dude totally can, but had to wait a year to brag about it. (more)

Next time I get locked up, this is how I plan to Escape

Deputies on Thursday were looking for a Clearfield woman who was released from the Davis County jail for a dental appointment last month but never returned. (more)

Thank God for Women Drivers

2007-05-01T16:18:00.000-07:00

Cyberbullies scare schoolgirls into stripping online

2007-03-30T04:15:00.000-07:00

Tell me that headline doesn't make you read further.

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Bullies, no longer content to taunt their victims in the playground, are turning to the Web.

They are using e-mail, text messaging and social-networking sites in new forms of victimization, according to Canadian researchers.

Cyberbullies are even forcing their girlfriends to undress in front of Webcams and then sharing the images with others online.

"They're pressuring each other. This (pressure) is particularly for girls to send pictures of themselves with their tops off," said Faye Mishna, a professor at the University of Toronto who has been researching the cyberabuse of children.

"Girls might send (a photograph) to their boyfriend," Mishna said, after being convinced that only he will see it. "So she gives in, and the next thing you know, it's all over (the place)." Link
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Thats a real tragedy, if they send me their pictures, I PROMISE I won't show them to ANYONE!

Tito Ortiz Boxing Match Against Dana White No-Go

2007-03-27T10:02:00.000-07:00

The following is from Tito Ortiz' official MySpace blog.

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So, everyone is giving me shit for the Dana fight... No one knows what really went on.
Let me tell my side of what real went on. Me and Dana had this agreement to box each other. I told Dana we should put it on video and sell it. He said "yes that a good idea". So Spike came to Big Bear before the Chuck fight for two days. Used my time from training to shoot for the Spike special. I said that was fine. I took two week off after the chuck fight. Then started my boxing training. You all have to understand that Dana was almost a pro boxer. I was going to take this fight serious. Jenna was helping me with the deal because I seen this as a big money maker. She ask if there was a contract for the fight? She made calls to Dana to get the deal done. Craig from Spike called Jenna back to discuss is deal. She asked for executive producer rights for me. Since it was my idea. Help to promote Punishment Athletics for the fight and other deal points. Craig said he would talk to Dana and get back to us. After that I cancel a few appearance's that I had to do. Alot of money that was givin up. So I could train for the fight. I had to get all of my medicals done as a normal fight. I got my eye done then we got a call from Craig. He said that Dana say that they are not going to shoot the fight or cover it in anyway. So this was a real lose,lose situation for me. I lost out on money for appearances. Now I was losing out on promotion and big dollars for the PPV. He didn't want to cut me in on the deal. So as a business man I couldn't do the fight. I have a very big fight with Evans. Why would I risk my health and that fight for free? I wasn't going to make anything for it? I was not going to get taken advantage of as a fighter or a business man. You tell me if I made the right decision? Hopefully this will get ironed out and will be done right the next time. Just trying to do business.....
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Too bad, I was looking forward to the boxing match. But screw boxing, the big news today is that the UFC has purchased Pride Fighting Championships, (link) opening the door to dream fights that fans have been waiting a long time to see.

Kim Kardashian home sex video

2007-03-25T04:46:00.000-07:00

Finally another sexy rich bitch we get to watch fuck like an animal. sweet. Socialite Kim Kardashian is a friend of Paris Hilton and the daughter of OJ Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian.

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WWE Diva Ashley Massaro Nude in Playboy

2007-03-15T23:05:00.000-07:00

Wow, this little wrestling diva is one hot piece of ass. Finally, WWE diva Ashley Massaro's Playboy spread is out for the world to enjoy. These are just a couple small pics to wet your appetite, here's the gallery for the complete set. Enjoy.

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Pervert Granny Broadcasting Her Abuse on Web

2007-03-15T17:38:00.000-07:00

Wow, this bitch is either really fucked up, or maybe she's just willing to go that extra mile to keep her internet boyfriend interested. When you catch a good man, do whatever you need to do to hang onto him.

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Colorado Granny Charged With Sexually Assaulting Kids While Man Watched Over Internet

A Clifton, Colo., woman was jailed Wednesday on suspicion she had her grandchildren perform sexually explicit acts while a man she met on the Internet watched.

The 49-year-old woman was arrested Tuesday on charges including child abuse and sexual assault on a child. No bond had been set. The Associated Press was not naming the woman because it could provide information that would identify the victims.

Her arrest stemmed from an Immigrations and Customs Enforcement roundup linked to Matthew Hughes, 26, who was arrested in December on Internet child pornography charges in Canada.

Internet chat messages indicated Hughes and the grandmother communicated with each other. Investigators traced the woman through her screen name, according to an arrest affidavit.

The woman allegedly told investigators she had her granddaughters touch her at the request of a man who watched via a Web camera, the affidavidt said.

The woman, who is married, told Mesa County sheriff's investigators that she occasionally watches the children when their mother is away.

Investigators who visited her home this week said five children under the age of 15 were at the home, which had feces on the floor and moldy food in almost every room, according to the affidavit. Link
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Latest Chick Teacher Sex Scandal

2007-03-10T23:39:00.000-08:00

And this time from Canada.

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A Toronto high school teacher is charged with sexual exploitation following allegations that she has been romantically involved with a student for the last 18 months.

And even more startling, Toronto Police confirmed yesterday that the family studies teacher is carrying a baby believed to have been fathered by the teenage boy.

"The investigation is continuing, but that is certainly a possibility that I cannot eliminate," Det. Peter Duncan of 31 Division, said yesterday.

Police learned of the alleged affair early this month through a tip to Crime Stoppers and began looking into the matter immediately. (Source: CANOE)
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Boy, this case sure seems like some people in the justice system are trying to get out of doing real work. Oh well, if that news brought you down, here's some South Park clips to cheer you up.

Has rap music hit a wall?

2007-03-06T00:54:00.000-08:00

Interesting question and theories posted over on CNN

NEW YORK (AP) -- Maybe it was the umpteenth coke-dealing anthem or soft-porn music video. Perhaps it was the preening antics that some call reminiscent of Stepin Fetchit.

The turning point is hard to pinpoint. But after 30 years of growing popularity, rap music is now struggling with an alarming sales decline and growing criticism from within about the culture's negative effect on society. (read the rest)

UFC 68 Randy Couture King Once Again

2007-03-05T14:38:00.000-08:00

43 years old and he's heavyweight champ again, simply amazing. Tim Sylvia is a big dude, he actually cuts weight just to qualify for the heavyweight division. If you didn't get to see the fight, check back and im sure i'll put it up pretty soon. For now, heres the post fight interview with the classiest guy in the fight game, Randy "The Natural" Couture

Antonella Barba From Idol To Playboy

2007-03-02T12:19:00.000-08:00

Will we be seeing American Idol "reason to watch" Antonella Barba doing a nude snow Angel in Playboy magazine? Without the snow of course, and ya, without the Angel too. Fortunately, a crack team of entertainment reporters from Access Hollywood, (by "crack team" I mean Laura Saltman) was at the Playboy Mansion partying with the E! channel cause 'The Girls Next Door' made it to season three.

Laura managed to corner Hugh Hefner with Duct Tape, pliers and a blowtorch, she asked him nicely for a moment of his time to get his opinion of Antonella and After showing him the pictures and asking if he would consider making Antonella an Idol Bunny, He said it was a "Very real possibility. Yes, absolutely."

Since Antonella wasn't voted off last night, still got some waiting to do.

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Jennifer Hudson only victim in Hollywood train wreck

2007-03-01T12:39:00.000-08:00

Holy what the fuck shit that out and who, who I ask, was cruel enough to throw it on poor Jennifer Hudson. Did her people sit around all day trying to figure out how to make a 150 pound woman look like she weighs 180? Well, let us just hope that small minded people with low self esteem don't try and make themselves feel better by hurling a few fat jokes at the lovely Ms. Hudson.

Keeley Hazell Home Made Sex Video - Just like her mom used to make... wait, that don't sound right.

Internet addict went out like a champ

2007-02-28T18:33:00.000-08:00

BEIJING (Reuters) - An obese 26-year-old man in northeastern China died after a "marathon" online gaming session over the Lunar New Year holiday, state media said on Wednesday.

The 150-kg (330-lb) man from Jinzhou, in Liaoning province, collapsed on Saturday, the last day of the holiday, after spending "almost all" of the seven-day break playing online games, the China Daily said, citing his parents.

Xu Yan, a local teacher, said the "dull life" during the holiday prompted many people to turn to computer games for entertainment.

"There are only two options. TV or computer. What else can I do in the holiday as all markets, KTV and cafeterias are shut down?" the paper quoted Xu as saying.

China has seen an alarming rise in the number of teenage and young adult Internet addicts in recent years, despite attempts to restrict minors from cybercafes and limit online game playing times.

About 2.6 million -- or 13 percent -- of China's 20 million Internet users under 18 are classed as addicts, state media have reported.

American Idol Scandal Girl Antonella Barba

2007-02-26T16:40:00.000-08:00

American Idol contestant Antonella Barba is the latest chick to have her naughty side revealed to the world in a set of private photos.

Phil Spector Murder Trial To Be Televised

2007-02-23T17:06:00.000-08:00

The murder trial of producer Phil Spector will light up ratings later this year for U.S. media outlets after a judge granted television access to the trial.

Superior Court Judge Larry Paul Fidler approved the motion, filed last month, which will see TV cameras given access to broadcast live coverage - however he warned networks against turning the murder trial into a circus, adding he would have no hesitation in "pulling the plug" if it impacted on Jury.

Fidler explained his decision by adding the television coverage would come at a welcome time for the American public - some 12 years after the high profile acquittal of sports personality OJ Simpson, who was on trial for the murder of his wife.

Spector is currently free on $1m bail over the alleged shooting of b-movie actress Lana Clarkson in February 2003. The 'wall of sound' producer denies killing the 43-year-old, claiming she committed suicide in his Los Angeles mansion.

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Former NBA star Dennis Johnson dead at age 52

2007-02-23T11:52:00.000-08:00

Dennis Johnson was a favorite in Boston where he played on two NBA championship teams. He was respected in Texas as coach and mentor to players aspiring to reach the levels he did. Former teammates and opponents remembered him as someone who gave everything to the game he loved. Johnson died Thursday, collapsing after his developmental team's practice. He was 52.

"Dennis was just an awesome player," his former Celtics coach K.C. Jones said. "He played hard and he took the big shots."

Johnson, coach of the Austin Toros, was talking with a team staff member when he collapsed outside the Austin Convention Center. He was unconscious and in cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived, said Warren Hassinger, spokesman for Austin-Travis County Emergency Medical Services.

Paramedics tried to resuscitate him for 23 minutes before he was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead, Hassinger added. Mayra Freeman, a spokeswoman for the medical examiner's office, said there will be an autopsy.

The Toros postponed home games Friday and Saturday nights, the NBA Development League said.

A five-time All-Star and one of the NBA's top defensive guards, Johnson was part of the last Boston dynasty. He spent 14 seasons in the league and retired after the 1989-90 season. He played on title teams with the Celtics in 1984 and 1986 and with the Seattle SuperSonics in 1979, when he was the NBA finals MVP. (read the rest)

Man accused of car exhaust rape

2007-02-20T18:37:00.000-08:00

A SOUTHEAST Queensland man has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly putting a woman in a car with a hose from the exhaust pipe feeding into the vehicle, and then raping her.

Police said the 60-year-old woman fell asleep in her home in Bundaberg between 6pm (AEST) on Sunday and 3am yesterday after feeling odd following a meal.

She was woken by a man who allegedly put her in a car where a hose had been fed into the vehicle from the exhaust pipe.

It's alleged the woman was raped before being able to leave the vehicle.

A 62-year-old man has been charged with attempted murder, administering a stupefying drug, deprivation of liberty and two counts of rape.

He will appear in the Bundaberg Magistrates' Court tomorrow.

Kim Mather Blasts Ex-Hubby Rapper During Radio Interview

2007-02-17T14:17:00.000-08:00

Eminem's ex-wife took some shots at the superstar rapper during a radio interview Friday, saying she has come to despise the man she twice married and divorced.

Kim Mathers described Eminem as unfaithful and uncaring and even went as far as to disparage the Grammy winner's sexual prowess.

"I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him," she said during the interview.

Mathers said she saw the interview as her chance to turn the tables on the entertainer, who has used his tormented relationship with his high school sweetheart as a source of his most popular and demented rhymes. He has killed her off in song and attacked her with his lyrics.

Mathers, the enraged bitter crack whore as I like to call her, said Friday she was "100 percent sure" they would never get back together.

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Dude taped wife's rape, hung her from tree

2007-01-17T13:16:00.000-08:00

A 30-year-old man kidnapped, raped and tortured his wife, then hung her from a tree to film a two-hour bondage pornography video, authorities said.

The man was charged with aggravated assault and battery, sexual battery, kidnapping, and false imprisonment. He was being held in the Brevard County, Florida, jail on Tuesday in lieu of $3 million bail.

"I don't know how to even explain it," sheriff's deputy Marlon Buggs said, adding, "the victim will be mentally scarred. He humiliated her."

CNN and The Associated Press do not identify victims of sexual assault. The man was not identified in an effort to protect his wife's identity.

The couple went on a canoe trip down a canal on Saturday and pulled ashore near some trees, when he began raping her and taping it with a video camera, Buggs said. He tied her to a tree, where she hung naked for several hours, her toes grazing the ground.

He struck her with the side of a hunting knife blade, leaving bruises, then raped her again, Buggs said.

It appeared the man was following a computer printout describing the crime in detail that was found at the scene, Buggs said.

If convicted, the man faces a life sentence, Buggs said. He will appear in court February 9. His attorney's name was not immediately known.

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Busta Rhymes Knows His Way Around Being Arrested

2007-01-06T22:04:00.000-08:00

When it came time to make his $3,500 bail on assault charges yesterday, rap star Busta Rhymes had no problem coming up with that much money. A tall, bulky man who called himself a business associate reached into his pocket - and plucked out a wad of cash. And that wasn't the only thing that distinguished the 34-year-old rapper from the average defendant.

Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith, waited no more than a half hour before he was whisked out of the downtown Manhattan court complex in a Correction Department bus, which whizzed right past photographers on the sidewalk. He then climbed into a big black SUV that was waiting for him just a few feet away.

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Wacky Warning Labels Save lives and Provide Laughs

2007-01-06T10:48:00.000-08:00

Don't clean your kids in the washing machine. Don't dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year's Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.

The Wacky Warning contest winners were chosen from about 150 nominations received by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, said the group's president, Robert B. Dorigo Jones. The group picked five finalists, and callers to WOMC-FM's Dick Purtan show chose the winners.

The top vote-getter was a warning tag from a front-load washing machine.

"DO NOT put any person in this washer," it read.

Second place went to a warning on a personal watercraft that said, "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level."

There was a tie for third place between a statement on a Super Lotto ticket that said, "Do not iron," and a warning on a cell phone that said, "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven."

Honorable mention went to a telephone directory with the cover statement, "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle."

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Your Wedding May Not Be The Best Time For jokes

2007-01-06T09:41:00.000-08:00

Wedding jokes aren't always funny. When a bride in Austria jokingly answered "no" instead of "yes" when asked if she wanted to marry her husband-to-be, the official performing the civil wedding promptly broke off the ceremony.

Not even the bride's sobs could reverse the decision and the couple had to wait two and a half months before they could give it another - successful - try, the Austrian newspaper Oberoesterreichischen Nachrichten reported Friday.

Officials at the registry office in the city of Steyr where the mishap occurred declined to comment directly but noted the incident was highly unusual, according to the newspaper.

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Early Entry For Father of the Year 2007

2007-01-04T08:36:00.000-08:00

Ok son, you stay in the car while daddy goes to brows porn

MURRYSVILLE, Pa. - A man left his 3-year-old son alone in a van parked outside an adult bookstore, where the man spent at least 40 minutes, police said. (40 minutes? That dude has some staying power.)

Construction workers near the Adult Bookstore in Murrysville called police after they noticed the child on Dec. 12, police said. Officers arrived to find the boy alone inside the locked van, police said.

John Ray Stewart Jr., 27, of Turtle Creek, waived his right to a preliminary hearing Tuesday on a single charge of child endangerment. (Ya, he probably wants to get the whole process finished as quickly as possible)

Stewart apologized and "stated he has an addiction to these types of stores," police said.

A woman who answered the phone at Stewart's home on Wednesday said he is not commenting on the charges. (Why not? Is he too busy masturbating? Ahhh that one was too easy.)

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Boise State Marriage Proposal Ruins Football Game

2007-01-04T01:43:00.000-08:00

They're lives are over...

Boise State’s Ian Johnson is a spur-of-the moment kind of guy, so why not pop the question to his girlfriend on the field in the frenzied aftermath of the Broncos’ 43-42 overtime victory in the Fiesta Bowl on Monday night?

Moments after the sophomore running back raced to the end zone for the game-winning, 2-point conversion, Johnson was thinking about asking his girlfriend, Broncos cheerleader Chrissy Popadics, to marry him.

He made the decision to go ahead with it, he said, “as soon as the camera got on me.”

“I had the ring in my room,” Johnson said. “I was waiting for us to go back to California but the moment just hit. There was no better time.”

His girlfriend held his hand tightly on the field and couldn’t quite believe what had happened.

“I’m in shock,” she said. “I’ve got all these emotions in me. I think I’m going to pass out.”

It took awhile or her to realize Johnson was asking her to marry her.

“I think it finally hit her and she finally figured it out,” he said, “and she eventually did say yes.”

Saddam Hussein Hung By His Neck Till He Was Dead, Dead, Dead

2006-12-30T13:55:00.000-08:00

Saddam Hussein struggled briefly after American military guards handed him over to Iraqi executioners before dawn Saturday. But as his final moments approached and masked executioners slipped a black cloth and noose around his neck, he grew calm.

In a final moment of defiance, he refused a hood to cover his eyes.

Hours after Saddam faced the same fate he was accused of inflicting on countless thousands during a quarter-century of ruthless power, Iraqi state television showed grainy video of what it said was his body, the head uncovered and the neck twisted at a sharp angle.

A man whose testimony helped lead to Saddam's conviction and execution before sunrise said he was shown the body because "everybody wanted to make sure that he was really executed."

Funny Crime Stories From 2006

2006-12-30T13:20:00.000-08:00

In September Jacksonville police found a 22-year-old auto theft suspect hanging out of the ceiling of a Sheriff's Office interview room. Left alone in the room, the 5-foot-7, 135-pound Jacksonville man tried to tunnel his way to freedom by removing ceiling tiles and crawling into the rafters. Instead, police charged him with attempting to escape and criminal mischief for $5,000 damage to the building.

Also from Jacksonville, police answered a call from an Arlington man who reported he'd battered his wife and needed officers to come to their home. When police got there, the man's wife said he hadn't hit her and was trying "anything and everything" to get out of the house, including claiming he'd committed a crime so he could go see his girlfriend. The 35-year-old man finally told police, "I will say whatever it takes for you to arrest me and take me to jail. Just get me away from her."

When the cops catch you with cocaine, you need a rock solid defense. Chicago residents provide a couple pretty good examples. First there's the "we-were-out-of-coffee" defense. A 38-year-old man caught with cocaine in October said he worked two jobs and used the drugs to help him stay awake.

That's topped by the "my-kids-made-me-do-it" explanation a 25-year-old man offered after he was caught with cocaine in September. He told police he had gone back to using drugs because he was extremely upset after his 6-year-old was teased at school. He is officially banned from wearing "No. 1 Dad" hat.

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