Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Dude taped wife's rape, hung her from tree

A 30-year-old man kidnapped, raped and tortured his wife, then hung her from a tree to film a two-hour bondage pornography video, authorities said.

The man was charged with aggravated assault and battery, sexual battery, kidnapping, and false imprisonment. He was being held in the Brevard County, Florida, jail on Tuesday in lieu of $3 million bail.

"I don't know how to even explain it," sheriff's deputy Marlon Buggs said, adding, "the victim will be mentally scarred. He humiliated her."

CNN and The Associated Press do not identify victims of sexual assault. The man was not identified in an effort to protect his wife's identity.

The couple went on a canoe trip down a canal on Saturday and pulled ashore near some trees, when he began raping her and taping it with a video camera, Buggs said. He tied her to a tree, where she hung naked for several hours, her toes grazing the ground.

He struck her with the side of a hunting knife blade, leaving bruises, then raped her again, Buggs said.

It appeared the man was following a computer printout describing the crime in detail that was found at the scene, Buggs said.

If convicted, the man faces a life sentence, Buggs said. He will appear in court February 9. His attorney's name was not immediately known.

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Saturday, January 6, 2007

Busta Rhymes Knows His Way Around Being Arrested

When it came time to make his $3,500 bail on assault charges yesterday, rap star Busta Rhymes had no problem coming up with that much money. A tall, bulky man who called himself a business associate reached into his pocket - and plucked out a wad of cash. And that wasn't the only thing that distinguished the 34-year-old rapper from the average defendant.

Rhymes, whose real name is Trevor Smith, waited no more than a half hour before he was whisked out of the downtown Manhattan court complex in a Correction Department bus, which whizzed right past photographers on the sidewalk. He then climbed into a big black SUV that was waiting for him just a few feet away.

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Wacky Warning Labels Save lives and Provide Laughs

Don't clean your kids in the washing machine. Don't dry your cell phone in the microwave. And be sure not to read the phone book while driving. Those are among the winning entries in this year's Wacky Warning Label Contest, run by an anti-lawsuit group.

The Wacky Warning contest winners were chosen from about 150 nominations received by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, said the group's president, Robert B. Dorigo Jones. The group picked five finalists, and callers to WOMC-FM's Dick Purtan show chose the winners.

The top vote-getter was a warning tag from a front-load washing machine.

"DO NOT put any person in this washer," it read.

Second place went to a warning on a personal watercraft that said, "Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level."

There was a tie for third place between a statement on a Super Lotto ticket that said, "Do not iron," and a warning on a cell phone that said, "Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven."

Honorable mention went to a telephone directory with the cover statement, "Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle."

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Your Wedding May Not Be The Best Time For jokes

Wedding jokes aren't always funny. When a bride in Austria jokingly answered "no" instead of "yes" when asked if she wanted to marry her husband-to-be, the official performing the civil wedding promptly broke off the ceremony.

Not even the bride's sobs could reverse the decision and the couple had to wait two and a half months before they could give it another - successful - try, the Austrian newspaper Oberoesterreichischen Nachrichten reported Friday.

Officials at the registry office in the city of Steyr where the mishap occurred declined to comment directly but noted the incident was highly unusual, according to the newspaper.

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Thursday, January 4, 2007

Early Entry For Father of the Year 2007

Ok son, you stay in the car while daddy goes to brows porn


MURRYSVILLE, Pa. - A man left his 3-year-old son alone in a van parked outside an adult bookstore, where the man spent at least 40 minutes, police said. (40 minutes? That dude has some staying power.)

Construction workers near the Adult Bookstore in Murrysville called police after they noticed the child on Dec. 12, police said. Officers arrived to find the boy alone inside the locked van, police said.

John Ray Stewart Jr., 27, of Turtle Creek, waived his right to a preliminary hearing Tuesday on a single charge of child endangerment. (Ya, he probably wants to get the whole process finished as quickly as possible)

Stewart apologized and "stated he has an addiction to these types of stores," police said.

A woman who answered the phone at Stewart's home on Wednesday said he is not commenting on the charges. (Why not? Is he too busy masturbating? Ahhh that one was too easy.)

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Boise State Marriage Proposal Ruins Football Game

They're lives are over...

Boise State’s Ian Johnson is a spur-of-the moment kind of guy, so why not pop the question to his girlfriend on the field in the frenzied aftermath of the Broncos’ 43-42 overtime victory in the Fiesta Bowl on Monday night?


Moments after the sophomore running back raced to the end zone for the game-winning, 2-point conversion, Johnson was thinking about asking his girlfriend, Broncos cheerleader Chrissy Popadics, to marry him.

He made the decision to go ahead with it, he said, “as soon as the camera got on me.”

“I had the ring in my room,” Johnson said. “I was waiting for us to go back to California but the moment just hit. There was no better time.”

His girlfriend held his hand tightly on the field and couldn’t quite believe what had happened.

“I’m in shock,” she said. “I’ve got all these emotions in me. I think I’m going to pass out.”

It took awhile or her to realize Johnson was asking her to marry her.

“I think it finally hit her and she finally figured it out,” he said, “and she eventually did say yes.”