Thursday, January 4, 2007

Early Entry For Father of the Year 2007

Ok son, you stay in the car while daddy goes to brows porn


MURRYSVILLE, Pa. - A man left his 3-year-old son alone in a van parked outside an adult bookstore, where the man spent at least 40 minutes, police said. (40 minutes? That dude has some staying power.)

Construction workers near the Adult Bookstore in Murrysville called police after they noticed the child on Dec. 12, police said. Officers arrived to find the boy alone inside the locked van, police said.

John Ray Stewart Jr., 27, of Turtle Creek, waived his right to a preliminary hearing Tuesday on a single charge of child endangerment. (Ya, he probably wants to get the whole process finished as quickly as possible)

Stewart apologized and "stated he has an addiction to these types of stores," police said.

A woman who answered the phone at Stewart's home on Wednesday said he is not commenting on the charges. (Why not? Is he too busy masturbating? Ahhh that one was too easy.)

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